Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for December 26, 2024

Russell should check for loose change while he’s down there.

is Russell an invertebrate?

Now you spring the new on him

Not Ronnie again. Ronnie is President of the Spring and Ratchet Club. He can’t help himself, he never met a spring he didn’t want. Remember when he was over for Poker yesterday? Yep, helped himself he did.

No springs, but it does have fall: The chair has had Russell fall (or sink) into his chair

As long as he still has spring in his step.

Russell knows…

But the judges liked his clean entry after the gainer with a 1&1/2 twist.

TODAY’S LIMERICK IS DEDICATED TO ArcticFox.

There was a young fellow called Russ, Who made such a terrible fuss. The springs in his chair, Were no longer there, Which caused him to holler and cuss!

At first she thought he was practicing to be a magician………

NO SPRINGS!!! Whistle

Good morning Balladeers!

Russell’s on spring break.

It’s foam all the way down to the floor. :)

Maybe he’s deep diving for a lost cell phone.

♫♪"He’s come unsprung…He didn’t know what he was headed for.."♫♪

but russ has got a spring in his step, if he can ever extricate himself…

Luckily with those steel heel plates on his shoes, the Ballard Street Auto Salvage will be able to extricate him with their magnet crane. It will however leave quite the hole in the roof.

HARFPHCOFFEEOUTMYNOSE!!