Barney & Clyde by Gene Weingarten; Dan Weingarten & David Clark for January 05, 2021

And if he gets cold feet at the last minute and runs out of the chapel it’d be Swain Flew!

The swains in Spain flew mainly on the planes.

“That ’Spain’s it, Lucy!”

Had to look up ‘swain’ in the dictionary. Now that I’ve learned my lesson for the day, I’ll think I’ll go back to bed.

Yicch!

Fastis needn’t worry.

If the groom was you Darryl, then it would be called “swine flu”. And the bride’s parents would probably be relieved.

Groom Zoom? ☺

https://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-b-1-d&q=swain

I would think any swain who backed out near the wedding date would be considered a swine.

most excellent