Barney & Clyde by Gene Weingarten; Dan Weingarten & David Clark for December 21, 2022

The Great Pyramid of Pittsburg, once you enter you will NEVER leave.

The Geezer Pyramid.

And sports arenas in at least two cities.

and a Bass Pro Shop in another…

On the very lowest sub-level you’ll find an undertaker, a crematorium, and a British-themed shop selling hot meat pies.

sorry, pyramids were not tombs…No contemporaneous bodies, mummies or human remains have ever been found in any of the Old Kingdom pyramids…

So, will there be gambling as well?

The Pharaoh’s Pay-Rows?

The Curse of the Mummies… and Daddies?

The Valley of the Stings?

Pyramids are a great way to lose money. You bit ya! (Geezers seem to be especially vulnerable.)

Not to mention emblematic of a scheme….

The three pyramids being burial chambers is really stretching it as the evidence is slim at bust. Most Pharaohs were buried in the Valley of the Kings. So have your pyramid……

Personally, I think Barney’s scheme is a little too on the money.