Give him a good physical workout. Then he’ll be “ripe”.
Expiration still TBD.
Perhaps a “use by” date?
My “best by” date was several years ago.
He’s looking for his “Good-bye date”?
The expiration date can be found under your heel.
Skip a shower for a few days and he’ll be ripe.
I suppose preordaining your death date would be a spoiler.
Maybe not but his head is starting to feel a bit mushy.
gammaguy 5 months ago
Give him a good physical workout. Then he’ll be “ripe”.
Old Tarf 5 months ago
Expiration still TBD.
uniquename 5 months ago
Perhaps a “use by” date?
e.groves 5 months ago
My “best by” date was several years ago.
ChessPirate 5 months ago
He’s looking for his “Good-bye date”?
ncorgbl 5 months ago
The expiration date can be found under your heel.
sobrown51 5 months ago
Skip a shower for a few days and he’ll be ripe.
Stephen Gilberg 5 months ago
I suppose preordaining your death date would be a spoiler.
Uncle $crooge 5 months ago
Maybe not but his head is starting to feel a bit mushy.