Basic Instructions by Scott Meyer for May 23, 2011

One thing is manlier than being a good husband — being a good husband who’s buying a pregnancy test for the wife. Manly and potentially virile!

To understand giving birth, picture defecating a watermelon, sideways…

Anything that bleeds for one week out of every month and survives…..be afraid of it, be very afraid.

Basic female anatomy education time for the misogynist named Hugh! What a woman sheds during her period isn’t the same as bleeding from an open wound. It’s uterine lining, which is extremely blood-rich. If you’re married to a woman who menstruates, which Hugh clearly is not, being that wimpy about buying women’s sanitary products is ridiculous.

Well, he SAID he was afraid of it. We all fear the unknown.

Not to beat a dead horse (especially since this comic is just downright hilarious), but ‘bdaverin’ hasn’t experienced the pleasure of a large uterine fibroid tumor that causes the hostess to bleed – yes, bleed, 3 out of 4 weeks. ‘Hugh B. Hayve’ is NOT misogynistic. Jes’ sayin’.

You had me at “Ladytimes.”

@bdaverin: Don’t take stuff so seriously, this is the comics after all. There are plenty of real misogynists out in the real world worth raging against.

I, myself (yes, female!) have always found the “anything that bleeds” bit to be hilarious!

You guys SHOULD be afraid…very afraid…

I wish there were more cartoons out there that were this funny. Nice job, Scott!