Basic Instructions by Scott Meyer for May 23, 2011

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    rayannina  over 13 years ago

    One thing is manlier than being a good husband — being a good husband who’s buying a pregnancy test for the wife. Manly and potentially virile!

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    margueritem  over 13 years ago

    To understand giving birth, picture defecating a watermelon, sideways…

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    Hugh B. Hayve  over 13 years ago

    Anything that bleeds for one week out of every month and survives…..be afraid of it, be very afraid.

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    bdaverin  over 13 years ago

    Basic female anatomy education time for the misogynist named Hugh! What a woman sheds during her period isn’t the same as bleeding from an open wound. It’s uterine lining, which is extremely blood-rich. If you’re married to a woman who menstruates, which Hugh clearly is not, being that wimpy about buying women’s sanitary products is ridiculous.

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    Michael Peterson Premium Member over 13 years ago

    Well, he SAID he was afraid of it. We all fear the unknown.

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    rcangel2011  over 13 years ago

    Not to beat a dead horse (especially since this comic is just downright hilarious), but ‘bdaverin’ hasn’t experienced the pleasure of a large uterine fibroid tumor that causes the hostess to bleed – yes, bleed, 3 out of 4 weeks. ‘Hugh B. Hayve’ is NOT misogynistic. Jes’ sayin’.

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    eb110americana  over 13 years ago

    You had me at “Ladytimes.”

    @bdaverin: Don’t take stuff so seriously, this is the comics after all. There are plenty of real misogynists out in the real world worth raging against.

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    old_MK  over 13 years ago

    I, myself (yes, female!) have always found the “anything that bleeds” bit to be hilarious!

    You guys SHOULD be afraid…very afraid…

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    bolseye  over 13 years ago

    I wish there were more cartoons out there that were this funny. Nice job, Scott!

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