Basic Instructions by Scott Meyer for August 17, 2012

But does it have the mind of a ninja?

maybe Scot has a head of lettuce.

It seemed to say, “this is your head…”

Thanks for alerting your readers to the manatee threat…

Without manatees, who would push the idea balls?

Break of Day has more on the manatee threat.

Lettuce prey. . ..

Or was it cabbage? He can seem like a cabbage head sometimes.

Why else do you think “manatee” sounds so much like “maneater”?