Basic Instructions by Scott Meyer for August 30, 2013

Now I almost feel stupid for never watching that dismal crap.

This strip is always very clever, today’s exceptionally so.

I call Instant Classic…That’s hilarious!

I watched the first Survivor show till Rudy got kicked out. Haven’t watched a reality show since.Miley Cyrus did something… don’t care.Beyonce…caught hair in fan…don’t care..Kardashians.anything…especially don’t care.

my fear is that watching television will make me even dumber than I already am.so mostly I just read.

Somewhere in the show, the guest is surprised by the host and crew knocking at the door. I stop watching when it is captured by the cameraman inside the house.

I remember when you used to be able to learn something about cooking from Food Network. Ah, good times.

Nikki or Stacy should have won. At least Rodney the “Pie Man” didn’t win.

“How to Spot the Various Types of Human Stupidity”: Look around until you see a human.

It’s easier to just assume someone is an idiot and look for the few smart ones…

Besides, who’s the more stupid in that conversation? Scott for starting it or her for continuing it?

We stopped watching some competition reality shows because the judging was all over the map.There’s their reward.

And the winner was Paula Deen Lite. I’d have rather had the Pie Man.

Now it hits me: Reality TV makers are trolls. Don’t feed them.

Food Network got so stupid w/every kind of competition show and w/all the reruns of everything, I couldn’t stand it anymore. They last straw was when they fired Paula Dean. Don’t miss it at all.