Basic Instructions by Scott Meyer for February 19, 2014

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    Kaputnik  almost 11 years ago

    All the events may involve sliding, but the biathlon also has shooting.

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    Coyoty Premium Member almost 11 years ago

    I thought a biathlon was a bison-mammoth-lion thing.

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    j2p2  almost 11 years ago

    Best description of winter sports I’ve ever seen.

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    Amigazinger  almost 11 years ago

    I haven’t laughed so hard as I did this morning when I read this one! Ha! Thank you so much!

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    Enoki  almost 11 years ago

    The biathlon could be renamed “Hit and run sniper fire on ice.”

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    Rush Strong Premium Member almost 11 years ago

    And I’m still waiting for Women’s Nude Gymnastics . . . maybe next summer?

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    braindead Premium Member almost 11 years ago

    I’m with Jenkins on this one. (If I got his name right)

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    Aloysius  almost 11 years ago

    The only way they could make Skeleton more dangerous is if they made them go down face-first, but lying down on their backs. Also put bags over their heads, maybe give them a last cigarette to light up in there.

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    ChrisV  almost 11 years ago

    I’d watch (almost) anything with “Short Skirt Lady” in the title.

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    Rrhain  almost 11 years ago

    Dirty Ice Dancing

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