Basic Instructions by Scott Meyer for April 27, 2018

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    Auntie Socialist  over 6 years ago

    Leonard Bernstein began one of his Omnibus shows by turning around during a “performance” of Brahms symphony no. 1, remarking that the orchestra could go on just fine without him. The orchestra proceeded to fall apart in a most amusing spectacle.

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    Jeff0811  over 6 years ago

    I heard of an incident at work where someone who is not my boss said, “I’m a (Elevated position here), do what I tell you.” I sent an IM to my boss and said, “FYI, if someone ever said that to me my reply would include profanity, or as close to it as I can freakin’ get.”

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    ChessPirate  over 6 years ago

    Chill, dude, and have a Venti…

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    PoodleGroomer  over 6 years ago

    ChoirChoirChoir is a guy dancing with a stick and a competent singer/guitar player in front of a bunch of people in places with good acoustics.

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    Stephen Gilberg  over 6 years ago

    Metronomes don’t cue the different parts of the choir. They don’t indicate when to get louder or quieter.

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