Basic Instructions by Scott Meyer for October 24, 2022

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    pgomes  about 2 years ago

    Boss man plays a trombone, rocks an outdated hair style and always wears a suit? I regret to tell you that he’s in a ska band.

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    Skeptical Meg  about 2 years ago

    If he didn’t enjoy insults, he wouldn’t play the trombone.

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    Tricky Rick  about 2 years ago

    “All you do ever do is insult me.” Better ask your wife to proofread these, Scott. ;-)

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    PoodleGroomer  about 2 years ago

    If you get a high enough score, you open the Sackbut Superstar level.

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    prrdh  about 2 years ago

    He should try the tromboon: “a hybrid – that’s the nicer word – constructed from the parts of a bassoon and a trombone; it has all the disadvantages of both” (Peter Schickele).

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    The Wolf In Your Midst  about 2 years ago

    Wake me when they release Triangle Champ.

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    I mean, it’s just a matter of time at this point, innit?

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    Stephen Gilberg  about 2 years ago

    Well, now we know whom to target for the next roast.

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