I only live in the present. Past me is a jerk who dumped all his problems onto me, and future me is a patsy upon whom I will dump all my problems.
And that’s why everything is either awesome, or I’m dying. Sometimes both. Dying awesomely. Like skydiving while on fire — screaming awesomely all the way to the ground, because the ground is a problem for future me.
I only live in the present. Past me is a jerk who dumped all his problems onto me, and future me is a patsy upon whom I will dump all my problems.
And that’s why everything is either awesome, or I’m dying. Sometimes both. Dying awesomely. Like skydiving while on fire — screaming awesomely all the way to the ground, because the ground is a problem for future me.