Batch Rejection by Garey McKee for June 26, 2023

“Of course not. It was a ‘tweet’. It’s only about appearances. BTW, what’s for dinner?”

“Yes, dear.”

“Well, I didn’t *dis*like it.”

“Did you like my tweet?” she asked.

“Of course,” he said.

“Did you really like my tweet?” she asked.

“Of course,” he said.

“Did you really really like my tweet?” she asked.

“No,” he said.

“Did you like my tweet?” she asked.

“Of course,” he said.

So she asked no more.

Inspired by Charles Schulz: https://www.gocomics.com/peanuts/1973/10/15

the look on his face says it all… ☺

I suspect that he’s learned the hard way to always say, “Yes.”

Dear in the headlights?

He: Oh yes…your tweet was sweet……….