Why should they cry? Isn’t being married the same as being with your best friend, which is what the tortoise (is that better?) and bird are? The only problem is that they won’t be able to have little tor-birds, but some people would find that a good thing.
comicgos over 13 years ago
Hey, why not - this is 2011 after all!
EarlWash over 13 years ago
Yes, love is so sweet.
GROG Premium Member over 13 years ago
I have know idea why. I love the single life.
Good Morning, Fellow Cave Dwellers.
COWBOY7 over 13 years ago
There’s someone for everyone.
(Good Morning all BCers!)
MontanaLady over 13 years ago
I won’t go there……………….
Good morning, B. C. ‘ers!!!
pouncingtiger over 13 years ago
Being single is the greatest. No nagging wife and no crying baby/babies.
lewisbower over 13 years ago
My married friends have college funds, I have large retirement fund.
McGehee over 13 years ago
”Tortoises (Testudinidae) or land turtles are a family of land-dwelling reptiles of the order of turtles (Testudines).”
So sayeth Wikipedia.
Hmmm. That’s not funny. Sorry.
frightenup Premium Member over 13 years ago
Why should they cry? Isn’t being married the same as being with your best friend, which is what the tortoise (is that better?) and bird are? The only problem is that they won’t be able to have little tor-birds, but some people would find that a good thing.
peter0423 over 13 years ago
If they were to have offspring, would they be turtledoves? :)
yourmonkey over 13 years ago
No, I think they would be called ‘turds’
MatureCanadian over 13 years ago
Getting together is not just for procreation, could be just for fun too, if I recall it rightly!
Woody157 over 13 years ago
@ MatureCanadian - it is all in your definition of ‘getting together’. Just remember that ‘accidents cause turtledoves’, eh!
nibor6 over 13 years ago
Hey Grog,
Be very very carefull. I used underarm deodorant once, and now “she” makes me use it at least once a week.
GROG Premium Member over 13 years ago
Not to worry, Nibor6, I’ll never fall into the couple trap.
gocomicsmember over 13 years ago
That seems like it was an awfully short mating season for such a slow-moving species!