I don’t know… It seems that everyone wants to be healthy, wealthy and wise. So if all it takes is to go to bed and get up early, that’s a small price to pay. I’ve done the “get little sleep” thing and it’s not as fun as it seems.
Someone once wrote to an advice column:I was married to this man for about five years, but he was so boring that I divorced him.Now, I hear he has come into some money.How do I get what I got coming?
Yochanan204 over 11 years ago
Early to bed and early to rise, and your girl goes out with other guys.Late to bed and early to rise, and you go around all day with bloodshot eyes.
inshadowz over 11 years ago
Goes to show that truth doesn’t always rhyme.
Stormrider2112 over 11 years ago
Very few exciting events have ever followed the phrase, “I had a salad and…”
rshive over 11 years ago
Early to riseAnd early to bedMakes a shrikeHealthy, wealthy, and dead. -————————————Apologies to Odgen Nash (I think)
rugeirn over 11 years ago
If Ben Franklin was so boring, why was he so successful with women?
Rickapolis over 11 years ago
Carpe Domina.
gobblingup Premium Member over 11 years ago
I don’t know… It seems that everyone wants to be healthy, wealthy and wise. So if all it takes is to go to bed and get up early, that’s a small price to pay. I’ve done the “get little sleep” thing and it’s not as fun as it seems.
jtviper7 over 11 years ago
The older you get the more true it is…What you use to do all Night, now it takes all night to do.
Miba over 11 years ago
There is nothing boring about being responsible. Who wants to lower themselves down to the level of irresponsible children?
tuslog64 over 11 years ago
Boring is often much better than the excitement I encounter!
tuslog64 over 11 years ago
Someone once wrote to an advice column:I was married to this man for about five years, but he was so boring that I divorced him.Now, I hear he has come into some money.How do I get what I got coming?
tuslog64 over 11 years ago
As I recall, she was advised to see a lawyer, but maybe you’ve already got what you got coming!
burleigh2 over 11 years ago
Personally, I like the Animaniac’s take on it… Early to rise and early to bed make a man healthy but socially dead. ;-)
WoodEye over 11 years ago
YAWN!!!!!!!
medium2au over 11 years ago
Early to rise and early to bedMakes a man healthyBut socially dead.
It’s from a movie decades ago, and it had Alan Hale in the cast. Sorry, don’t know the movie.