B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for March 06, 2016

It’s B.C., before clothes

Golf in the bloodIce in the veinsThe putt might be a dudFeet feel fearsome painsFish feelThey’re all wetIf the game goes on yet.Seal the holeLet it healPlay with AgnesA base to steal.

Now, how are you going to get the ball back?

Being habitually barefoot, I can tell you that cold and snow are manageable, but ice is a different story entirely. Even this idiot will put his shoes on for ice.

The Loony Academy is alive and well.

First I thought the fish were in a fish bowl and the glass was breaking.

I have a winter hat like that!

I know a guy that would love to be playing golf on a day like that.

I’m going to watch the remainder of the last round of World Golf Championships, Cadillac Championship at Trump National Doral in Miami, Florida this afternoon.

So far Rory McIlroy is in 1st place…

Fishing in Minnesota!

And next Saturday, in Waterbury VT, they will be playing the Annual Intergalactic Winter Croquet Championships.https://www.facebook.com/155159741164608/photos/pb.155159741164608.-2207520000.1457296566./1050348938312346/?type=3&theaterIt’s been such a poor winter, that they may have to forego the Ceremonial Tramping of the Snow and actually play on grass!

So how do you retrieve the ball?

It’s a snowball. they’ll make more.

I hope that the B.C. Open is alive and well. Although I don’t play golf, I enjoyed the strips.