B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for January 13, 2018

And you can always trust the honesty of a fellow cheater with reasons to finish breaking you two up.

Where I used to work, a married couple would always try to talk me into marriage, how great it was! They were married, BUT NOT TO EACH OTHER! LOL!

What’s good for the gander is good for the goose.

Reminds me of the old joke of the two men walking down the street. One grabbed the other pointing to two women in the distance, “Quick, I must hide. There are my wife and my mistress together.” “Funny,” the other man replied, “I was about to say the same thing.”

I started a new job, and worked with a woman who was always talking about “Frank this and Frank’s that, and me and Frank went here and did this.” One day she was somber and said “John said he doesn’t care about me any more.” I said “Who’s John?” “My husband!” Wait- who’s FRANK?

One old joke always reminds me of another ..like the man tells his next door neighbor “You really ought to pull your shades because I couldn’t help it but I saw you making love to your wife last night”. To which the guy replies “Ha, the jokes on you, I wasn’t even home last night”! ;o)

Must be a Congressman or a so-called “star”. Actually, another word for “star” would be “Phony” cause that is exactly what they are.

Well that escalated quickly.

Waiter: “Maam – did you notice your husband just slid under the table?”

“No he didn’t – he just walked in the front door!”