B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for April 19, 2019

“But they didn’t do this. The holes were from their owner trying to figure out where he buried his money stash several months ago.”

Yep! A lot of dogs! Yes sir! Didn’t clean up after them either! Don’t believe me? Take two steps THAT way.

But, you’ll have the greenest lawn in town!

Must be a studio cave.

Doggone it! This is the pits!

A “fixer-upper” …….

Where are all the ‘yellow spots’ on the lawn? Digging holes is only part of the negative impact of a dog’s back yard.

Love a dog? Hate your lawn.

prairie dogs? ground hogs?

The previous owner was former golf course greenskeeper Carl Spackler

Shouldn’t there be “piles” instead of holes?

I’ve never had a dog that dug holes, but we did have a puppy that thought things on the clothesline were pull toys. More than one sheet had to be rewashed!

Watch your step..

A little yard work for an ocean view, seems worth it.

Most interesting hole dug by a dog was a dachshund chasing a gopher. He was very scientific about how he carefully enlarged the gopher hole so he could fit in. I don’t know if he caught it but he was so thorough and careful I remembered dachshunds were bred to chase (dig out) badgers.

If that is the ubiquitous desert island, I’ve never seen one with more than one coconut tree!

My client demands a discount - err, wait, that would reduce my ridiculously high fee. Hmm!

I had to dig a lot of holes in the back yard. My kids wanted lots of pets. Daddy’s job was to bury them. Each time I hoped that would be the last but nope.