B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for August 12, 2019

A victory is a victory.

It’s times like THIS, that I think of the late George Carlin’s opinion on “Golfing.” ;)

Golf is a disease.

I think I played behind those guys last week.

I played behind a foresome of women golfers at a small 9 hole golf course. One gal got up to the 1st tee to hit her tee shot on the 1st hole, a 360 yard par 4. She WIFFED on her 1st 2 swings. On the 3rd swing, she dribbled one a few feet off the tee. She then turned around to her 3 other women companions and said: “This is the hardest course I’ve ever played!” I KNEW it was going to be a long day (even though they were using carts.

You know that golf spelled backward is “flog” (to beat with a whip, stick, etc., especially as punishment; whip; scourge.)

He has me beat!

Small goals….easier that way….

The tee actually went further than the ball.

I’ve always though golf would be better played using pool cues on the green. And Hot Wheels tracks.

I dozed off watching this comic.

While the tenacity is admirable, sometimes you have to realize golf is not your game.

Well, I have actually seen the ball roll backwards to behind the tee, so I am thinking he is doing better than some.

It would take some “talent” to push the ball exactly three inches off the tee with a full swing…!

Blame the Scots! They invented it.