Parallel of old saying: The man who tries to carry a cat home by the tail will receive a lesson that can be gotten in no other way – attributed as are some many such to Mark Twain
With all of the folks who pour gasoline on an open fire, then sue the gas can companies, I’m not surprised that there are people that stupid in the world.
All hail the flame carrier. He multitasks to carry the flame and drag his new mate at the same time. She could carry it if she were conscience. Maybe not.
Watcher about 5 years ago
Let Grog do it, it’s time for his haircut.
finkd about 5 years ago
They’ll think it’s pretty hot stuff.
Mordock999 Premium Member about 5 years ago
I KNOW! I KNOW!
Let’s have a SALE!!
BAR-RUM-PUM!!!
The Reader Premium Member about 5 years ago
So… early firemen were actually delivery men.
rshive about 5 years ago
Fire is nice. But it has some not-so-nice features too.
Enter.Name.Here about 5 years ago
“What do we do with it?”
“Dunno….I’m still trying to figure out marshmallows.”
Lyons Group, Inc. about 5 years ago
Thus The Darwin List began.
Stocky One about 5 years ago
…and that is how the expression “flaming idiot” began.
mrcooncat about 5 years ago
“Yeah, its hot, but probably not as hot as fat broads temper … "
cubswin2016 about 5 years ago
Fire is hot! Do not touch! Danger Will Robinson!
sandpiper about 5 years ago
Parallel of old saying: The man who tries to carry a cat home by the tail will receive a lesson that can be gotten in no other way – attributed as are some many such to Mark Twain
keltii about 5 years ago
if they never made one before, how did they know what to name it?
ptnjbrown about 5 years ago
Ooh! Burn!
micromos about 5 years ago
I wonder how the first guy spinning sticks knew it would make fire?
favm about 5 years ago
Next lesson: fire burns.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member about 5 years ago
If you can’t take the fire to Mohamed, or Thor, take him to the fire. Have a s’more Thor.
cuzinron47 about 5 years ago
Maybe it should come with a warning label.
MikeJ about 5 years ago
With all of the folks who pour gasoline on an open fire, then sue the gas can companies, I’m not surprised that there are people that stupid in the world.
blakerl about 5 years ago
We invented fire on a Monday. Well that explained everything.
WCraft Premium Member about 5 years ago
Take them to Memphis and toss them to the protestors.
John Wiley Premium Member about 5 years ago
I’ve carried fire for around six hours (backpacking) in a tinderbox. That little ember is used to start your next fire.
Mediatech about 5 years ago
Delivered hot, or it’s free.
Pisces about 5 years ago
Great one, M&H!
Jim Kerner about 5 years ago
They’ll be a Hot Time in The Old Town Tonight.
zeexenon about 5 years ago
All hail the flame carrier. He multitasks to carry the flame and drag his new mate at the same time. She could carry it if she were conscience. Maybe not.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] about 5 years ago
Those educating machines help them out. This is a post apocalypse future. Sometimes they are messed up.