Reminds me of the old David Brenner skit where he believes that the bravest man who ever lived was the first man to drink milk.It’s a long comedy story where a bunch of cave men were sitting around and one says to the other.. You see that funny looking animalrunning around out there with that big bag hanging underneath it? . . . Well I’m gonna run and catch it and grab onto that bag and whatever comes out of it I’m gonna drink it…
Or you may go permanently to sleep and never wake up again, also wrong choice. Best to IDENTIFY before you CONSUME when mushrooms are the subject. The toxic poison ones are no fun.
Latest statistics from 2016 show 13 people died from eating deadly mushroom, while another 102 had serious organ damage (and/or needed organ replacement/transplant). As soon as I was old enough to understand that eating mushrooms could cause my death, I never ate them … and still don’t.
When the men on the chessboard get up and tell you where to go – And you’ve just had some kind of mushroom, and your mind is moving low – Go ask Alice, I think she’ll know
KA7DRE Premium Member about 5 years ago
Reminds me of the old David Brenner skit where he believes that the bravest man who ever lived was the first man to drink milk.It’s a long comedy story where a bunch of cave men were sitting around and one says to the other.. You see that funny looking animalrunning around out there with that big bag hanging underneath it? . . . Well I’m gonna run and catch it and grab onto that bag and whatever comes out of it I’m gonna drink it…
Mordock999 Premium Member about 5 years ago
No, No, Dummy!
If He stops BREATHING, then that’s the WRONG one!
Enter.Name.Here about 5 years ago
Or you may go permanently to sleep and never wake up again, also wrong choice. Best to IDENTIFY before you CONSUME when mushrooms are the subject. The toxic poison ones are no fun.
Wilde Bill about 5 years ago
In short, there are many ways to find the wrong one.
Auntie Socialist about 5 years ago
Also if you’re dead it’s the wrong one, and by the way, thanks for putting the rest of us wise to that
deojaideep aka Courage about 5 years ago
If it has red spots It will make you grow big, if has green spots you’ll get a life (1Up)!! Stay away from completely brown ones, they’ll kill you!
rshive about 5 years ago
Cave men have kitchens?
Troglodyte about 5 years ago
He sounds like a fun-gi.
Watcher about 5 years ago
Get one of the dinosaurs to taste test your soup and if it lives, it is ok to cook with.
mrcooncat about 5 years ago
Latest statistics from 2016 show 13 people died from eating deadly mushroom, while another 102 had serious organ damage (and/or needed organ replacement/transplant). As soon as I was old enough to understand that eating mushrooms could cause my death, I never ate them … and still don’t.
Zebrastripes about 5 years ago
Sroom sroom, WEEEEEEEEE
rondm66 about 5 years ago
Since they invented fire, they should cook some meat instead of eating fungi.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member about 5 years ago
Yeah, that, or if you foam at the mouth and/or die you made a boo boo too.
stillfickled Premium Member about 5 years ago
By looking at a shrimp who would’ve thought of eating THAT?
Totalloser Premium Member about 5 years ago
sounds like the right one to me
cuzinron47 about 5 years ago
If that’s all it does, you got the right one, babe.
Mediatech about 5 years ago
Never mind how he knows this information.
zeexenon about 5 years ago
As for me, I’ll take the cupcake.
David Huie Green AmericaIsGreatItHasUs about 5 years ago
…or drop dead.
1967Falcon about 5 years ago
When the men on the chessboard get up and tell you where to go – And you’ve just had some kind of mushroom, and your mind is moving low – Go ask Alice, I think she’ll know
oakie817 about 5 years ago
that depends on how you look at it