Sometimes you are the squirrel, sometimes you are the nut.
It’s odd to think that in our world, everything that moves was for eons was either trying to eat someone else, trying to keep from being eaten by someone else, or both.
Don’t want to be a prey species any more? You’re in luck! Now you can self identify as the ferocious meat eating carnivore of your choice*!
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Mordock999 Premium Member almost 5 years ago
That’s because Dino’s should “always PRAY and not faint!”
macky87 almost 5 years ago
Imagine being the apex predator and feeling the pressure of having to eat every other creature that you see.
Enter.Name.Here almost 5 years ago
Sometimes you are the squirrel, sometimes you are the nut.
It’s odd to think that in our world, everything that moves was for eons was either trying to eat someone else, trying to keep from being eaten by someone else, or both.
AlijaHalilovic almost 5 years ago
“If you can’t beat them, eat them.” Whatever that means.
jagedlo almost 5 years ago
Could be worse…he could have a sense of smell and have seen through your disguise/attempt to hide!
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Sort of reminds me of the playground in grade school.
Dr_Zinj almost 5 years ago
Don’t want to be a prey species any more? You’re in luck! Now you can self identify as the ferocious meat eating carnivore of your choice*!
All legally binding choices require fully notarized forms to be filed with the local government entities. Judges’ hearings and signatures are the responsibility of the applicant. All fees are the responsibility of the applicant. Government entities held blameless for all bad choices. Choosing unwisely does not preclude making new choices. All new choices require additional forms and fees. Void if filed within any red states.Michael G. almost 5 years ago
Lettuce prey?
dcdete. almost 5 years ago
Off topic, but I just noticed on here today is 20.02.20 or like the Americans write 2.20.20. I think the coolest is 2.20.2020.
UpaCoCoCreek Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Beetle Bailey could learn something from those guys!
tripwire45 almost 5 years ago
I guess the mighty predator doesn’t have a sense of smell.
sandpiper almost 5 years ago
One wonders how various species were designated. Arf = pet? Moo = food?
Alberta Oil Premium Member almost 5 years ago
We are all prey.. to something.. eventually
Zebrastripes almost 5 years ago
Survival techniques of the age….
cuzinron47 almost 5 years ago
Nice camouflage.
zeexenon almost 5 years ago
Well, a week till the next hump day. Consider that. Feel better now?
Sailor46 USN 65-95 almost 5 years ago
There are two types of aircraft, Fighters and Targets. USN 65-95
WCraft Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Try being a conservative in an East or West Coast metropolitan area!
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace almost 5 years ago
You can eat anything which is not light a sleeper.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] almost 5 years ago
They must do what they can.
Bob666 almost 5 years ago
Every species is a prey species. There is always something that will try to eat it.