There is only one true God. And he the great bear god in the skies. And the great bear god is demand yours deeleeshus foods as sacrifice. Unfortunately he too busy running the universe. Fortunately he gots his representatives on this planet for collecting all yours offerings for him — the bears. Say, me is a bear. So gets all your deeleeshus foods offerings in picanic baskets and gimme that and saves yours souls!
There is only one true God. And he the great bear god in the skies. And the great bear god is demand yours deeleeshus foods as sacrifice. Unfortunately he too busy running the universe. Fortunately he gots his representatives on this planet for collecting all yours offerings for him — the bears. Say, me is a bear. So gets all your deeleeshus foods offerings in picanic baskets and gimme that and saves yours souls!