B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for March 04, 2025

Many birds eat spiders.

Venomous or not, no way I’m sticking around to find out.

Look it up on the web.

Where’s Shrek when you need him?

With great boasting comes great disbelief.

So I read about the Apteryx – he really is a little bird without any wings. Bird, no wings, made me sad, somehow…

“And I’m the Easter bunny.”

Apteryx is the original chicken

All spiders are venomous, aren’t they?

Apteryx wasn’t impressed. He’s seen . . . and run from much larger predators.

But the apteryx has good taste. Maybe why that’s why it’s extinct.

No, I’ll just leave. Even one spider is too much for me.

Did not know there was a “Spider King”!!!!

Little Napoleon complex happenin’here……

“We’re all humanary stew if we don’t pledge allegiance to…the Back Widow!”