Betty by Gary Delainey and Gerry Rasmussen for January 22, 2016

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    jackianne1020  almost 9 years ago

    A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a wood chuck could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

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    Phred Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    Well that’s an answer!

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    hjkl;  almost 9 years ago

    I asked Assistant [insert proprietary name here] and it told me to consult the Woodchuck Setting Guide.

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    slsharris  almost 9 years ago

    Maybe the phone will divorce him before you do…

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    Ricky Bennett  almost 9 years ago

    A scientific study was done and it was found that a woodchuck could chuck 4 1/3 cords of wood.

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    K M  almost 9 years ago

    Why not? Mine annoys the h3ll out of me!

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