It’s odd that they even have to have this conversation… I mean, I’ve never had to assure my wife that I wouldn’t push her in a pool. It just goes without saying, right? Our relationship isn’t an outlier, is it?
There’s nothing funny in pushing someone fully clothed into a swimming pool. But there’s plenty of other jokes that are quite acceptable. You just have to practice your hush puppy look, you might even add distress yipping. It works on my husband who has his own back of tricks.
boydpercy Premium Member over 4 years ago
I thought he was going to say, Happy wife, Happy life.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 4 years ago
Time to bail, Bub! Time to bail!
fuzzbucket Premium Member over 4 years ago
Tell us, whether you tell her or not!
well-i-never over 4 years ago
“Angels don’t need pushing.”?
Bwahahaha! over 4 years ago
Don’t be ashamed Bub. I’m scared of blonde penguins, too.
JDP_Huntington Beach over 4 years ago
Never be afraid of what you think. When I first started dating my future wife, she asked me if I thought this woman walking towards us was cute.
I said, “Oh, heck yeah, I’d jump over your corpse to get to her!”
My wife got my sense of humor, and she never asked me those dumb leading questions ever again. We’ve been married 33 years last month.
Thinkingblade over 4 years ago
“Bait the lioness in her den”?
Sir Ruddy Blighter over 4 years ago
It’s odd that they even have to have this conversation… I mean, I’ve never had to assure my wife that I wouldn’t push her in a pool. It just goes without saying, right? Our relationship isn’t an outlier, is it?
cabalonrye over 4 years ago
There’s nothing funny in pushing someone fully clothed into a swimming pool. But there’s plenty of other jokes that are quite acceptable. You just have to practice your hush puppy look, you might even add distress yipping. It works on my husband who has his own back of tricks.
khcm1157 over 4 years ago
‘My Mamma didn’t raise no Fool’.
Burgundy2 over 4 years ago
How about we go with “don’t rub the cat the wrong way”.