Betty by Gary Delainey and Gerry Rasmussen for August 10, 2020

It’s all fake news.

I’ve gone old school with the news – limited news websites (once a day), NO social media, STRICTLY no TV news! I read the newspaper every morning on my throne – enough.

Actually ironic, because I have worked in radio and online journalism in my day!

“Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that’s even remotely true!”Homer Simpson

Is that a fact?

“But baby, if you never take a pregnancy test, you can’t get pregnant!”

“No dice, Donnie! And I know we’re not out of gas, because if you never check the fuel gauge you can’t run out of gas!”

There’s gotta be a trump somewhere in his gene pool.

As I believe the “Road Runner” said I don’t believe in gravity as the coyote fell and asked "How does he do it. Science is fun.

What you don’t know might hurt you… but you don’t get ulcers in advance from worrying about it.

A nose like his Daddy.

He sounds like a future Republican voter.