Betty by Gary Delainey and Gerry Rasmussen for August 22, 2020

Reading your spouse’s face develops into an art over time….

I would have predicted that Bub would take the test for today’s finally", but I see he knows he doesn’t need to.

The funny thing is, they are looking at a Rorschach ink blot.

Inability to read faces is an indication of a lack of empathy which is a sign of being a psychopath. (Sorry, I’ve been binge watching “Dexter”.)

She has always been jealous, snarky and has such a high opinion of herself she cannot accept criticism, light sarcasm or even a joke, so yes, her emotional intelligence is very low, but she wouldn’t admit it of course. And now her husband, of whom she likes to feel superior, often dishing sarcasm she wouldn’t accept, demonstrates he is better than her. That’s an offense she will not take lightly. Will she abandon the subject and deem it stupid and irrelevant, or try to best him? Will she discreetly murder her husband so he won’t boast? (I do have doubts about the third option). (She is also hard working, determined, efficient, sensible, practical, witty, curious… I’m just talking about her weaknesses here.)

I think they are looking at the (viral) picture of the guy walking with his girlfriend, but admiring another girl’s butt. The expression on the other girls face rivals the mystery of the smile on the Mona Lisa.

Whoa, I’m impressed! Bub is portrayed with a bit of intelligence! Delainey and Rasmussen love the dumb, bumbling husband line… is this a change? Probably not, but a nice breath of fresh air!

Wow! He can do all this with a comic strip image? :)

Don’t ask her! She just said she has no idea of what’s going on in the picture.

Presumably, she was told after the test what the answer was.

So the guy cheated on the second woman with the first woman, who happened to be the second woman’s best friend, and got caught. The first woman had been wanting to get with the guy for years.