Betty by Gary Delainey and Gerry Rasmussen for July 18, 2024

Good luck with that

Close, they have Luigi Spaghettis.

If you’re lucky kid, maybe Foster Grants.

With this kid I’d take him to the Dollar Store

I looked up Akoni – I’ll stick with one of the pair my wife got from the ophthalmologist after cataract surgery.

I have polarizing wraparounds that fit over my glasses. Much more practical than getting prescription sunglasses.

No, they don’t. Goodwill usually has a basket full of them.PS: take them outside to test and see all the scratches.

Get him a pair from the DisneyWorld collection. The come with a Donald Duck picture right between the lenses.

Costco sells name brand sunglasses at a discount, sometimes a big one.

Why would anyone (no matter how much money they have) spend more than $50 (tops!) for something they’re going to take off and lay down somewhere on a regular basis? The super expensive ones don’t look that much different from the drugstore ones.

Surely there’s something between Brunello Cucinelli and … Walmart?!?

I’m an adult and I don’t have sunglasses that cost that much!

He did the thing where they say they want the expensive thing so that the parents will buy him what he really wants.