Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for May 16, 1992
May 15, 1992
May 17, 1992
Transcript:
Dad: Nate, this fight with Francis has gone on long enough. Why not pick up the phone and call him? Nate: Well that would make me feel better. Francis: Hello? *SLAM!
The phone breaks, along with the table.
Marty: NNNAAATTTEEE! How dare you? That’s it, walk to Francis’ house and apologize!
Nate walks over to Francis’ house. He rings the doorbell. Francis answers it.
Francis: Hel-
Nate slams the door on Francis. It closes on his face.
Francis: OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
Later, at a nearby hospital, Francis is sitting on a hospital bed. Nate and Marty are in the room along with a nurse and doctor. Francis’ parents are there as well.
Nurse: I’m sorry Mr. and Mrs. Pope, but we had to give Francis a new face. The bill is $6,967.
They reveal his new face, which turns out to be exactly like Mrs. Godfrey’s face, but its eyes are darker and has an evilish smile. It slowly turns its head to Nate.
Francis (with Godfrey head: You… will… pay…
Nate: GAHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Nate wakes up. He sees himself sitting on his bed, realizing that it was all a bad nightmare.
Nate: Ah… good thing that wasn’t real.
Shortly, an asteroid goes through Nate’s bedroom, destroying Nate. That was also a dream.
Sorry, I just wanted to go out with a bang :P