Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for May 16, 1992

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    calvin and hobbes  over 7 years ago

    nate to hang up on them in anger the second you hear its them only works when they call you

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    ♞нυитєявσу_z♘  over 6 years ago

    Would be funnier if Nate did the same thing to Mrs. Godfrey.

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    ♞нυитєявσу_z♘  almost 4 years ago

    The phone breaks, along with the table.

    Marty: NNNAAATTTEEE! How dare you? That’s it, walk to Francis’ house and apologize!

    Nate walks over to Francis’ house. He rings the doorbell. Francis answers it.

    Francis: Hel-

    Nate slams the door on Francis. It closes on his face.

    Francis: OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

    Later, at a nearby hospital, Francis is sitting on a hospital bed. Nate and Marty are in the room along with a nurse and doctor. Francis’ parents are there as well.

    Nurse: I’m sorry Mr. and Mrs. Pope, but we had to give Francis a new face. The bill is $6,967.

    They reveal his new face, which turns out to be exactly like Mrs. Godfrey’s face, but its eyes are darker and has an evilish smile. It slowly turns its head to Nate.

    Francis (with Godfrey head: You… will… pay…

    Nate: GAHHHHHHHHHHHH!

    Nate wakes up. He sees himself sitting on his bed, realizing that it was all a bad nightmare.

    Nate: Ah… good thing that wasn’t real.

    Shortly, an asteroid goes through Nate’s bedroom, destroying Nate. That was also a dream.

    Sorry, I just wanted to go out with a bang :P

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    Mario Kart  almost 3 years ago

    Nate for smash?

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    doctorwho29  almost 2 years ago

    Immature but Nate did trick Francis into talking to him lol

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    markkahler52  over 1 year ago

    Loved those old landline phones that you could slam like that!! :)

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    Serial Designation N  7 months ago

    Slam!

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    STUFF ENJOYER  7 months ago

    Smooth!

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