Dad: Nate, this fight with Francis has gone on long enough. Why not pick up the phone and call him?
Nate: Well that would make me feel better.
Francis: Hello?
*SLAM!
Later, at a nearby hospital, Francis is sitting on a hospital bed. Nate and Marty are in the room along with a nurse and doctor. Francis’ parents are there as well.
Nurse: I’m sorry Mr. and Mrs. Pope, but we had to give Francis a new face. The bill is $6,967.
They reveal his new face, which turns out to be exactly like Mrs. Godfrey’s face, but its eyes are darker and has an evilish smile. It slowly turns its head to Nate.
Francis (with Godfrey head: You… will… pay…
Nate: GAHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Nate wakes up. He sees himself sitting on his bed, realizing that it was all a bad nightmare.
Nate: Ah… good thing that wasn’t real.
Shortly, an asteroid goes through Nate’s bedroom, destroying Nate. That was also a dream.
calvin and hobbes about 7 years ago
nate to hang up on them in anger the second you hear its them only works when they call you
♞нυитєявσу_z♘ about 6 years ago
Would be funnier if Nate did the same thing to Mrs. Godfrey.
♞нυитєявσу_z♘ over 3 years ago
The phone breaks, along with the table.
Marty: NNNAAATTTEEE! How dare you? That’s it, walk to Francis’ house and apologize!
Nate walks over to Francis’ house. He rings the doorbell. Francis answers it.
Francis: Hel-
Nate slams the door on Francis. It closes on his face.
Francis: OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
Later, at a nearby hospital, Francis is sitting on a hospital bed. Nate and Marty are in the room along with a nurse and doctor. Francis’ parents are there as well.
Nurse: I’m sorry Mr. and Mrs. Pope, but we had to give Francis a new face. The bill is $6,967.
They reveal his new face, which turns out to be exactly like Mrs. Godfrey’s face, but its eyes are darker and has an evilish smile. It slowly turns its head to Nate.
Francis (with Godfrey head: You… will… pay…
Nate: GAHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Nate wakes up. He sees himself sitting on his bed, realizing that it was all a bad nightmare.
Nate: Ah… good thing that wasn’t real.
Shortly, an asteroid goes through Nate’s bedroom, destroying Nate. That was also a dream.
Sorry, I just wanted to go out with a bang :P
Mario Kart almost 3 years ago
Nate for smash?
doctorwho29 over 1 year ago
Immature but Nate did trick Francis into talking to him lol
markkahler52 over 1 year ago
Loved those old landline phones that you could slam like that!! :)
Serial Designation N 5 months ago
Slam!
STUFF ENJOYER 5 months ago
Smooth!