Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for December 12, 1993

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NOEL NATE Yes, folks, Christmas is less than two weeks away, so it's time for the: P.S. 38 CHRISTMAS WISH LIST! candy coal Mrs. Godfrey, 6th-grade social studies teacher, wants: dragon breath A lifetime supply of "Certs!" Mr. Staples, math teacher, wants: failed hair plugs His toupee returned, no questions asked! Mr. Rosa, art teacher, wants: Hey! Banana nose! A new nickname! Francis, class egg-head and total brain, wants: Useless Facts A PERSONALITY! Sheile, Francis' girlfriend, wants: "But...why?" People to stop asking her how she ended up with a power-dweeb like Francis! But what about...Nate Wright?? What does P.S. 38's most eligible bachelor want for Christmas? NATE: Look! Mistletoe! JENNY: Beat it.