Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for December 12, 1993
Transcript:
NOEL NATE Yes, folks, Christmas is less than two weeks away, so it's time for the: P.S. 38 CHRISTMAS WISH LIST! candy coal Mrs. Godfrey, 6th-grade social studies teacher, wants: dragon breath A lifetime supply of "Certs!" Mr. Staples, math teacher, wants: failed hair plugs His toupee returned, no questions asked! Mr. Rosa, art teacher, wants: Hey! Banana nose! A new nickname! Francis, class egg-head and total brain, wants: Useless Facts A PERSONALITY! Sheile, Francis' girlfriend, wants: "But...why?" People to stop asking her how she ended up with a power-dweeb like Francis! But what about...Nate Wright?? What does P.S. 38's most eligible bachelor want for Christmas? NATE: Look! Mistletoe! JENNY: Beat it.
BBQjoe1 almost 11 years ago
Nate wants a girlfriend
RySonic almost 11 years ago
Woah! Did Mr. Staples have an accident at some point after this that made his head square?
Jacob Cha almost 11 years ago
Epilogue: Nate is stuck in a trash can
mino8 over 10 years ago
Nate wants a dog
Comisftw over 10 years ago
Jenny wants Nate to leave him alone.
paul200299 about 10 years ago
mistletoe on his forehead
♞нυитєявσу_z♘ over 6 years ago
Mr. Rosa in Nate’s drawing in the old times doesn’t look well-drawn.
TheBrawlKing over 5 years ago
who’s Noel?
ComicFan4Life over 4 years ago
It’s bad luck to ignore mistletoe!
Dragongirl55 over 4 years ago
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS… IS YOOOOOUUUUUU!!!
hockey man over 3 years ago
kiss ’im Jenny
me_the_polish_gull over 3 years ago
Beat it, beat it, just beat it…
blasthrough about 1 year ago
Mister staples wears a toupee!?
sebastian.sr.ruiz 8 months ago
A Musical Artist Once Said: So beat it, just beat it