Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for February 08, 1995
Transcript:
Pete: Next question, sir... Do you consider yourselves a "typical American family"? Bob: You're darn right we are! Bob: We live in the suburbs, drive two cars, and eat food that's appallingly high in fat and cholesterol! Bob: Not only that, we watch 5.6 hours of television per day, work 41.4 hours per week, and have 1.8 children! Pete: Uh... 1.8 children? Bob: Well, Timmy here is short for his age!
How is it possible to have 1.8 children? Also, you eat food that is “appallingly high in fat and cholesterol?” How is your family not obese?!