Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for February 08, 1995

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Pete: Next question, sir... Do you consider yourselves a "typical American family"? Bob: You're darn right we are! Bob: We live in the suburbs, drive two cars, and eat food that's appallingly high in fat and cholesterol! Bob: Not only that, we watch 5.6 hours of television per day, work 41.4 hours per week, and have 1.8 children! Pete: Uh... 1.8 children? Bob: Well, Timmy here is short for his age!