Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for April 28, 1996

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CLOUD: Oka! Let's get ready to...RUMBLE! Man: Uh-oh! MAN 2: Dang! CHIP CHIPSON, Celebrity Interviewer, speaks with APRIL SHOWERS!! "she's a drop!" CHIP: Many of our viewers might not realize, April, that you are the reason it's been raining all month! APRIL: That's right, Chip! From March 31st to May 1st, I control the weather! You've heard the saying: "April showers bring May flowers?" Well that's me! I make the lawns green, fill up the rivers and lakes, and help gardens bloom! CHIP: But, April...isn't it true that some people just don't like rain? APRIL: Hey, it's just water, folks! Get over it! CHIP: Well, Apriol, I certainly do admire your (*chuckle*) sunny disposition! APRIL: Thanks, Chip...and now I must be on my way! I've got to keep provifing liquid nourishment to the world! There are people out there who need me!