Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for October 27, 1996

Transcript:

Welcome to the...HALLOWEEN FASHION SHOW!! with your hosts: Biff Biffwell! Chip Chipson! Biff: Well, Chip, Halloween is fast approaching, so it's time to think about COSTUMES! Chip: Right, Biff! Let's take a sneak peek at a few, modeled by our own NATE WRIGHT! Biff: Here's what I'd call a basic "Frankenstein" costume, Chip! Chip: FRANKENSTEIN? I thought it was supposed to be JOHN TESH! Biff: Now Nate's dressed as COUNT DRACULA! Chip: He looks BLOODY good, Biff! *chuckle* Biff: ...And isn't Nate STUNNING in his designer hump? Chip: I had a "HUNCH" you'd say that! Biff: And yet...these costumes just aren't that SCARY! Chip: You spoke too soon, Biff! Here's a costume that's truly HIDEOUS! Biff: Yow! Nate"s dressed as...HIS SISTER! Chip: What REALISM! The hair...the make-up...even PANTY HOSE! Nate: DANG! I got a run! Francis: Yes, I think you'd better.