Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for December 24, 1997

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SANTA: UNCOVERED! Biff: A shocking revelation from Santa's past: He divorced his first wife! woman: At first, we were happy...But then I began to suspect he was leading a DOUBLE LIFE! I knew him as "Nick", but then he started getting mail addressed to "Kris Kringle"! Our marriage couldn't stand the strain! I'll tell you one thing, though: If I'd known he was going to become such a big shot, I NEVER would have signed that prenup! Biff: Prenup? woman: Four lumps of coal and a fruitcake per month! Like I'm supposed to LIVE on that!