Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for December 25, 1997

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SANTA: UNCOVERED! Biff: Tonight: a disgruntled reindeer speaks out! reindeer: Bitter? Yes, I'm bitter! When Santa chose the reindeer to pull his precious sleigh, he took all the PRETTY BOYS and left ME out! Dancer...Prancer...Blitzen...what a bunch of LIGHTWEIGHTS! He even picked my goody-two-shoes brother, DASHER! Apparently I just didn't fit in with Santa's squeaky-clean IMAGE! Biff: And your name is?... reindeer: Flasher. I tell you, it's not FAIR!