Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for March 14, 1999
March 13, 1999
March 15, 1999
Transcript:
" You just can't win!" It's SCHOOL the board game! Locker is declared public health hazard! Go to detention! School cafeteria celebrates "Our friend the beet" week Eat hardy Lose five points! Substitute gym teacher is ex-marine! 26...27...28... keep that @#!*& butt down! you worm Break ankle, lose turn! Teacher decides to torment you for no apparent reason! I don't like you, nate, go to detention. You ride the bus with sheldon ("oder") o'paire! Sardine? Move back 6 spaces You get back brutally hard math test! Lose ten points Nate: Wait a second! How did I lose ten points on a five-point question? Francis: If anyone can do it, you can
Hes never been a borehe will draw some morehe thinks hes really greathe puts cheez doodles on his platehis teacher is a hoghe will never get a doghis dad is such a goonthe women will never swoonhis stupidity never endshe gets wedgied by his friendshe likes to rake your leavescats are one of his pet peeveshe is in middle schooldogs rule and they droolhes terrible at schoolsoccer, baseball, basketballhes really awful at them allsister’s too obsessed with beautymrs godfreys way too moodyhe does pictures on his slateHES BIG NATE