Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for March 14, 1999
March 13, 1999
March 15, 1999
Transcript:
" You just can't win!" It's SCHOOL the board game! Locker is declared public health hazard! Go to detention! School cafeteria celebrates "Our friend the beet" week Eat hardy Lose five points! Substitute gym teacher is ex-marine! 26...27...28... keep that @#!*& butt down! you worm Break ankle, lose turn! Teacher decides to torment you for no apparent reason! I don't like you, nate, go to detention. You ride the bus with sheldon ("oder") o'paire! Sardine? Move back 6 spaces You get back brutally hard math test! Lose ten points Nate: Wait a second! How did I lose ten points on a five-point question? Francis: If anyone can do it, you can
pikachupachirisu over 12 years ago
@roryccool3 (Rory)i know right
BigNate+CalvinandHobbes=:) over 12 years ago
True, but it is pretty cool
kenivlikesbignate over 12 years ago
did anyone else notice the bad word on panel 4?
ReneeZimbodgi over 12 years ago
Where? I don’t see one.
Mark Thames about 12 years ago
Guys, superfoxtrot is just trying to be an idiot. Lets just leave him blabbering mindlessly while we just concentrate on the comics. That’s what Gocomics is for right? To have fun reading comics, not arguing about a song.
pugsandpickles over 10 years ago
you know, everything in that board games is bad
peanuts511 over 10 years ago
could be negative marking. (last panel)
BNFANCC over 10 years ago
Hes never been a borehe will draw some morehe thinks hes really greathe puts cheez doodles on his platehis teacher is a hoghe will never get a doghis dad is such a goonthe women will never swoonhis stupidity never endshe gets wedgied by his friendshe likes to rake your leavescats are one of his pet peeveshe is in middle schooldogs rule and they droolhes terrible at schoolsoccer, baseball, basketballhes really awful at them allsister’s too obsessed with beautymrs godfreys way too moodyhe does pictures on his slateHES BIG NATE
ElliottRose about 7 years ago
That 2nd-to-last panel TOTALLY reflects the next.
Clarence over 6 years ago
This is just like monopoly but this time hard
a non-E mouse about 6 years ago
You mean impossible.
80 Year Old Nate about 4 years ago
If a beet was your friend why would you eat it?
Frost almost 4 years ago
Nate looks like a pawn
#1 Big Nate fan almost 4 years ago
What was the lowest you have scored on a test?
fizzledorp over 2 years ago
“our friend the snurp radish”
Lowbudgetflight about 2 years ago
www.comiczone.com i guess that was an old name for big nate?
I_Like_History 6 months ago
August 31 1997 is kinda like this.