Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for March 24, 2000

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GIVE HIM A BLOCK...HE'LL BUST IT! MOR MENTUM, Hollywood Action Hero! _______ On the set of "Night of the Profoundly Disturbed Slasher." MOE: Sigh... DIR: What's wrong, Moe? MOE: This is the most low-rent movie I've ever worked on! Your prop department expected me to bring my own goalie mask and chainsaw! DIR: And did you? MOE: No. I didn't. That's not my job! DIR: Dang. Well, I guess we'll have to go to Plan B. SOON... MOE: "Die, teens, die!" TEEN: "Look out, Tammi! He's got a garlic press!" DIR (.O.S.): CUT! Magic!