Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for November 29, 2000

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"Next! Come on in, kid, and...Whoa! What happened to you?" "I got a black eye." "That's some shiner! Got into a little scuffle, did you? A playground run-in with the school bully?" "Not exactly." "Hey, I've been there, mi amigo. I've been there! You won't believe this, but I used to get teased savagely when I was a lad!" "Shocker." "You wear a cape to school just once, and there's blood in the water!"