Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for November 30, 2000

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"Okay, kid, big smile!" "Hold it! What about my black eye?" "What about it?" "Well, can't you cover it up? Use some sort of special light or lens or something?" "'I'm a doctor, Jim, not a magician!' Star Trek: Episode 47, Scene 32! Ha ha ha ha ha!" "Notice how I establish rapport by referencing pop culture." "What a twit."