Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for May 24, 2002
May 23, 2002
May 25, 2002
Transcript:
"I've finished my obituary! 'Nate Wright, former president, dead at 97'!" "It's all here! My hall of fame baseball career, my four terms in the U.S. Senate, and of course my eight glorious years in the white house!" "...But the best part is my death! After rescuing a dozen orphans from a burning building, I'm killed by a bolt of lightning!" "How do you die?" "Bored to death."
The way I’ll die is live till I’m 100, then jump off the Empire State Building!