Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for May 24, 2002
May 23, 2002
May 25, 2002
Transcript:
"I've finished my obituary! 'Nate Wright, former president, dead at 97'!" "It's all here! My hall of fame baseball career, my four terms in the U.S. Senate, and of course my eight glorious years in the white house!" "...But the best part is my death! After rescuing a dozen orphans from a burning building, I'm killed by a bolt of lightning!" "How do you die?" "Bored to death."
Johnnython about 12 years ago
Ouch
teddyortiz#1fan almost 12 years ago
he does that at age 97?
DM9001 over 8 years ago
The way I’ll die is live till I’m 100, then jump off the Empire State Building!
FREE robux van about 6 years ago
rich coming from Francis as he bores Nate to death in his book of facts
Ehi10 almost 5 years ago
He would never be president he would be horrible.
Bahadurshah over 4 years ago
How much does he know about politics
hockey man almost 4 years ago
a taste pf your own medicine, Francis
Comic Enjoyer over 3 years ago
Why doesn’t he want to become a cartoonist like he originally planned?
Mario Kart over 3 years ago
Imagine falling asleep while standing on top of the CN tower, then losing your balance and falling!
GloriousComradeOfCommunism almost 3 years ago
Imagine Nate being president…America will cease to be a democracy…Nate will run the country as a dictatorship and force people to glorify him!
Appel Pai over 1 year ago
Look who’s talking, Francis.