Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for April 30, 2012
Transcript:
Every time I see Mrs. Czerwicki, she's got one of these cheesy romance novels! YEah, my mom reads those, too. Really? Why? Lots of people read 'em! According to my book of facts, the romance novel industry generated over 1.3 billion dollars a year! Guys! Are you thinking what I'm thinking? Your eyes look funny.
What about raging breasts and heaving manhood?