Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for May 01, 2012
Transcript:
Guys, all we have to do is write a romance novel, and we'll be rich! What? We know nothing about writing romance novels! Hey, how hard can it be? All we need is a pair of star-crossed lovers, some dramatic historical event, and a cheesy pen name! "I Lost My Heart in the War of 1812"! ...by Vanessa Vavoom! See? This thing will write itself!
Wait? War of 1812? Well, if it’s a real war, then they’ll have to study all about the war.