Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for May 10, 2012
Transcript:
Yo mama's so fat, when she talks to herself, it's a long-distance call! Yo mama's so fat, she eats with three utensils: a knife, a spoon, and a forklift! Yo mama's so hairy, her knuckles have sideburns! I think Nate's winning. But wait. How can a knuckles sideburns?
Yeah I knew them as blonde jokes, and I’d rather bother blondes than insult peoples mamas…