Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for May 10, 2012

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    wvhappypappy  over 12 years ago

    And Mother’s Day only hours away…

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    Feed Me Comics!  over 12 years ago

    Yeah. It’s nearly mother’s day so we shouldn’t do any more jokes. Plus, how would you feel if you didn’t have a mum because she died or something and people tell these mean jokes? I say it should be stopped…for now.

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    Feed Me Comics!  over 12 years ago

    Alright, I’ll only tell a little bit more.

    Yo mama’s so fat, she went on a diet but it lasted three minutes before fainting because she was so hungry.

    Yo mama’s so fat, she woke up crying when she had a dream about no food being on Earth.

    Yo mama’s so fat, she beat the Man VS Food guy.

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    jonadab  over 12 years ago

    Yo momma so fat, her own kids are afraid to approach her, because they might get trapped inside her event horizon. Yo momma so dumb, she plays Farmville eight hours a day. Yo momma so gullible, 75% of all dictionaries have a picture of her to illustrate the word gullible. Yo momma so old, she used to be a midwife, and the last baby she delivered before she retired was Methusaleh. Yo momma so ugly, Jocelyn Wildenstein keeps getting plastic surgery to look more like her — and she still needs a couple thousand more rounds of surgery to really get the look right. Yo momma so sick, her doctor prescribed medication that has Lou Gehrig’s Disease as a side effect, because if it helps her condition it would be worth it. Yo momma so lazy, she gets other people to push the TV remote control buttons for her.

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    James Hopkins  over 12 years ago

    Can’t add to it cause the best have been taken. Well done everyone!

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    The Boston Banana  over 12 years ago

    nate

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    Stever4u  over 12 years ago

    Some of these are also known as She’s Sooooo Blonde jokes. Example: (Mama / Blonde) is so dumb when the doctor told her she was pregant she asked " Are you sure it’s mine?"

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    orbenjawell Premium Member over 12 years ago

    This could eventually end with just: yo mamma is just…..yo mamma!!

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    NateWright  over 12 years ago

    Yeah I knew them as blonde jokes, and I’d rather bother blondes than insult peoples mamas…

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    orbenjawell Premium Member over 12 years ago

    Wait!! yo mama smell so bad, Pepe Le Pew puts on a gas mask when he comes near her!!

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    The Homa  over 12 years ago

    Yo mama’s so ugly, she turns medusa to stone.

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    Comic Minister Premium Member over 12 years ago

    I guess Artur’s not so smart after all.

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    REDROCKER51  over 12 years ago

    YO MAMA’S SOOO FAT !!!!!!!!!!!!

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    GROG Premium Member over 12 years ago

    Yo mama sews socks that smell

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    wolfyclub  over 12 years ago

    Yo mama so stupid, it took her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.

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    thouÏ€  over 12 years ago

    Yo mama’s so fat, when she jumped, it was 8.9 on the Richter scale

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    holtbyisawesome  over 12 years ago

    It’s only a joke, Arthur

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    Shady_Cat  over 10 years ago

    Yo Mama’s so fat when she was a knight in training she didn’t need armor

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    SAVAGENATETHEBURNMASTER  about 7 years ago

    I have a book this comic is in but I don’t know which

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    PurpleHoser  over 6 years ago

    Yo mama so fat when I saw her profile picture on Instagram I thought my phone died

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    The last of Nate's Cheez Doodles  almost 4 years ago

    Yo mama’s so old, she was a waitress in the last supper.

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    KIRKFLORES  over 3 years ago

    I hate yo mama jokes.

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    Aero 64  over 3 years ago

    Yo MAMA’s so fat that when she got married her husband gave her an onion ring.

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    leopardglily  over 2 years ago

    Yo mama’s as bright as a black hole and twice as dense. Yo mama’s so dumb, it took her an hour to make minute rice. Yo mama eats so much, her gut biome put in for overtime.

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    OTHER ART THE CLOWN  7 months ago

    Yo mama so poor she reuses ice cream cones

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